Friday, April 24, 2009

Dealing with customers

Had a group (all families from Massachusetts going out on tour) today...

Kid on bike: "Can I get a handlebar bag? You know, to put in tissues and mints and stuff?"

What I said: "Sure, no problem! Hang on just a second!"
What I thought: "What sort of prissy kid needs mints on a bike tour?"

Woman on bike, snippily (I was adjusting hers and her daughter's seats and hers was too high): "You know, we made reservations with our heights..."

What I said: "Well, ma'am, it all depends on the length of the leg."
What I meant: "Yeah, well, you're 5' 1" and it's not my fault your legs are short and stumpy."

1 comment:

  1. Ha- gotta love Massholes like this. Do they bike as poorly as they drive?