Phone calls to the States from my land line: Impossible.
Phone calls to the States from my cell phone: $0.57 a minute.
Having someone call you from Pennsylvania for a lovely and rather long conversation: Priceless.
Price of that phone call: $60.
His confusion about the listing of "New Brunswick" on the phone bill then realizing that "Canada isn't just called Canada everywhere up there": Even more priceless than the phone call...
Price of that phone call after explaining confusion to phone company: $30.
(Sorry, J. I had to share.)
Also...another gem by Kate Nash. Because everyone has been through this at least once in their lives, and the way she describes it is HILARIOUS.