Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Guess what?

1) I LOVE being an American! With blind patriotism! Go USA! Every other nationality sucks in comparison!

2) I'm transferring to a university in the American South so I can celebrate how awesomely AMERICAN I am!

3) I'm in a serious relationship and we're getting engaged soon!

4) I'm failing out of all of my classes!

5) I successfully fought off my caffeine addiction!

6) It was 20 degrees Celsius today!

7) It's April 1st!

Poisson d'avril! *slaps a fish on your back, laughs, and runs away* (It's a French thing--thanks, Gabo.)

....I'm so funny.

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